"One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating." —Luciano Pavarotti
"It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato." —Lewis Grizzard
"Mothers, food, love, and career, the four major guilt groups." —Cathy Guisewite
"Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him of the entire weekend." —Zenna Schaffer
"Never eat more than you can lift." —Miss Piggy
"There is no spectacle on earth more appealing than that of a beautiful woman in the act of cooking dinner for someone she loves." —Thomas Wolfe
"’Tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers." —William Shakespeare
"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie." —Jim Davis
"If God had intended us to follow recipes, He wouldn't have given us grandmothers." —Linda Henley